like actually kill me
(Source: mrsclauses, via grade-a-memo)
Black Friday Sext: My pants are 90% off.
(Source: thisisjustgreat, via wubangs)
i be wanting to talk but nobody wanna talk to me
if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
(Source: neptunain, via 666-slut)
Why would you cheat on anything other than a test
some people just make you happy without even trying